I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
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"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- (via bl-ossomed)
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“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
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"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."
- (via crazeist)
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